Google maybe the most..

Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
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.
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the chappals u lost at the temple..

What country..

Q:What country is always new?
A:New Zealand

Live With The 3 E?s . . .

Live With The 3 E?s . . .
Energy
Enthusiasm
Empathy
And The 3 F?s . . .
Faith
Family
Friends
Then U Will Feel Life In Ur Life.

A small boy is sent to bed by his mother...

A small boy is sent to bed by his mother...
[Five minutes later]
"Mom..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later]
"Mom..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a glass of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
[Five minutes later]
"Mommm..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?"

While on a trip with the family

While on a trip with the family, I thought it would be good to teach my 5 year old daughter some things.

As we past a sign I told her that is the name of the town for the next exit. As we past the exit I told her how we were passing the town.

A few exits latter she noticed the sign for gas. As we passed the exit, much to her delight, she informed us we were passing gas.

Little Johnny to his dad..

Little Johnny to his dad: I would not call you in my marriage?
Dad: 'Why won't you call me?'
The Little Johnny: 'Because you didn't call me in your marriage.'

Two children were sitting outside a clinic...

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying.
1st Child: Why are you crying?
2nd Child: I came here for a blood test.
1st Child: So? Are you afraid?
2nd Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the first one started crying profusely.
The second one was astonished.
2nd Child: Why are you crying now?
1st Child: I came for a urine test!

Ravi was yelling in the Church after..

Ravi was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: "Oh God! Please make Tokyo the Capital of China!"
The father inquired: "Why must you pray so, my child?"
Ravi: "That's what I've written in my answer sheet in the examination!"

First prisoner:..

First prisoner:What were you convicted for?
Second prisoner:Nothing.
First prisoner:Honestly...for nothing.
Second prisoner:I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?

A Nurse come in Doc's Room.

A Nurse come in Doc's Room.
Docs Asks: Why is ur one Boob out of ur Shirt?
Nurse ans:
Oh! These medical students never keep the things at place after use.

A story with moral

A story with moral
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust."
Moral:
Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!!

A Chinese man took his pregnant...

A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG...

A job in Railways..

A job in Railways.
Salary 15000/-,
job profile:-When the
headlight of the Engine
is not working you
have to run in-front of
the train with a torch,
So hurry up...
wish u all the best

Why are Egyptian's Children..

Why are Egyptian's Children  always confused??
Because, after death, their  DADDY becomes the MUMMY.

A man put a lamp on his wife

A man put a lamp on his wife head and said to her if you lied these lamp will turn on do you understand ????? She said yes ....
The lamp turned on !!!!

Teacher teaching algebra to student..

Teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B=C
it means A=C
sir asked 2 giv example 4 it
student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter

Eight man r raping a woman ...

Eight man r raping a woman ..the woman is laughing nonstop ..so after the men get bugged n ask her y she laughing ..she replies " mujhe AIDS hai"....

A girl & her grandma were..

A girl & her grandma were sitting in the balcony. Girl shouted to her mother[who was inside]"mom, Tom cruise is coming"
Mother:"you come inside"
Few minutes later Girl shouted, "mom, Clinton is coming"
Mother:"Ask your Grandma also to come inside"

75yrz old man got married..

75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten everything...

Man:what is million years to u?

Man:what is  million years to u?
God:only a second.
Man:what is billion of Dollar.to u?
God:only a Coin.
Man: Ok give me a Coin.
God:wait a second....