Girl to Mom

Girl to Mom: "Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P---S?"
Mom: "Yes"
Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth"

A woman goes to a doctor..

A woman goes to a doctor & said: doctor! can u make another hole near my v--na?
Dr: why?
woman: business is doing good, so i'm planing to open a new branch

A Nurse come in Doc's Room.

A Nurse come in Doc's Room.
Docs Asks: Why is ur one Boob out of ur Shirt?
Nurse ans:
Oh! These medical students never keep the things at place after use.

Why do girls don't put mobile...

Q.Why do girls don't put mobile phones n their BRA?
A.Bcoz Vibration convert milk into Lassi..

A little girl to her mother:

A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a pennies like a peanut"
Mom: " Do you mean its little"
girl: " No Mom! Its salty."

A 90 yr old man started making love with his 85 yr wife

A 90 yr old man started making love with his 85 yr wife, he started sucking her breast and after few seconds the man expired, GUESS WHY?
Autoposy Report : death due to expired milk.

Why women love gold..

Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.

Can U name FIVE Great KINGS..

Can you name five Great KINGS who have brought HAPPINESS into peoples lives??
ANSWER: "drinking, smoking, licking, sucking & of-course fucking

A husband was stung by a bee..

A husband was stung by a bee on his penis and it became swollen.  His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.

75yrz old man got married..

75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten everything...

what's common between the..

what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR?
1) both are hott
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night............

Nurse came out with the newborn kid

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal

THREE FEELINGS……

What is the difference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

Catch her by her waist…

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

Two men went 2 a callgirl...

Two men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

Nurse kept Ravi’s Finger…

Nurse kept Ravi’s Finger in her mouth after Blood test.
Then ravi started dancing.
Nurse: y r u DANCING.
Ravi: Next is URINE TEST

What’s an average 6 inch long..

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Most interesting line written..

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

Girl:It’s 2 tight..

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

It’s the thing that satisfies

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind