Please do not push me!!

Question: An elephant was standing in a queue.Suddenly he turns back & says something to the ant standing behind him?? Guess what does he say???
Answer: Please do not push me!!

Why did the ant hide behind the tree?

Why did the ant hide behind the tree?
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He wanted to scare the elephant with a “BOO!”

An ant and an elephant were madly…

An ant and an elephant were madly in love. ….
They wanted to get married. But the parents of the ant refused to grant their consent.
When quizzed they said “Ladkay ke daant bahar hai” !!!!

An ant and an elephant…

An ant and an elephant have a boxing chapionship match… the ant WIN and the elephant LOSE…
how come…..
cuz the elephant was afraid and he don’t wanna to fight.

Four Ants are moving…

Four Ants are moving through a forest.They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

Ant:What is your age?..

Ant: What is your age?
Elephant: My age is 5 years.
Ant: Such a young age and such a huge body.
Elephant: Tan Kee Shakti, Man Ki Shakti, Bournvita!!
Ant: Ok
Elephant: What is your age?
Ant: My age is 18 Years.
Elephant: 18 years and such a small body looks as if you are very young.
Ant: Fair and Lovely lagao aur apni umar chhupao!!

Elephant & Ant were…

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.
Then d elephant looked down toward d river.
Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y?
Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.

An ant and an elephant got married..

An ant and an elephant got married, despite the best advice of their friends. During their first intercourse, the elephant suffered a heart attack and died.
“Crap,” said the ant. “Five minutes of passion, and now the rest of my life digging a grave.”

Two elephants…

Two elephants one elephant was a male and another a female the female entered the bus and the male did not enter it why?
because it was a ladies bus..

An elephant was discharged…

An elephant was discharged from an hospital after an operation, on the way he met his friend Ant,
the ant said something to the elephant, on hearing that the elephant fainted, what was that? -
It said “I only gave blood for your operation”.

Once an hunter was chasing…

Once an hunter was chasing an elephant, the elephant ran into a forest, on the way it met its Ant friend,
Ant : Hey, why are you running?
Elephant : Hunter is chasing me.
Ant (Generously) : You come and hide behind me.
Elephant : ??!

There was an elephant taking bath…

There was an elephant taking bath in a pond.
Then an ant came to him and told him to get up!
But the elephant wouldn’t.
The ant begged and pleaded…
then elephant asked the ant why it wanted him to get up.
A:The ant had just wanted to check whether the elephant was wearing its underwear.

Once an elephant & an ant were….

Once an elephant & an ant were on a date. suddenly, the ant fainted. On regaining her senses, she was asked about this to which she said, “I’m expecting a baby elephant!”

Two Ants were walking on…

Two Ants were walking on a Road when they saw one Elephant coming from the opposite side. One Ant told another ant. Let’s go and beat him up.
Q: What did the other ant told her??
A: No forget it yaar he is alone…

One day….

One day.. elephant was riding a scooter and ant was sitting on the back seat. suddenly they met with an accident . they both fell from the scooter on their heads but only elephant got hurt… how..???
coz ant was wearing the helmet.

One day Ant And Elephant…

One day Ant And Elephant went for swimming. After swimming for one
hour the elephant came out. But the Ant din’t come out. WHY????
Because the Ant had not worn a Swimming Costume…

Once an ant and an elephant…

Once an ant and an elephant were eating at a restaurant in Kerala… suddenly the ant disappeared… the elephant went searching of the ant … finally he found the ant was in a temple without even seeing him…. how did he know the ant was in the temple..?
Ans: The elephant saw the ants FUBU Shoe Outside the temple…

Elephant father told to his son…

Elephant father told to his son that,here after don’t play with ant, son told ok papa.
Next morning father saw his son playing with ant.
Ant sees elephant’s father coming towards them and ant says to elephant(son) to go and hide .
Q : Where did the elephant hide???
A : It was hiding at the back of ant…

Two ants were sitting…

Two ants were sitting on the tree after taking a lunch.An elephant runs below the tree because of which one ant fell down on that elephant.Then the other ant said “daba saale ko” …

Which is the biggest ant in the world?

Q: Which is the biggest ant in the world?
A: ELEPH-ANT