Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?

Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta : I give up.
Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music

Santa: Wow Banta,..

Santa: Wow Banta, Where did you get the cycle, from?
Banta: I was walking on the highway when a beautiful lady came in this cycle and asked me -"want a ride Mr. Singh?"
I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me "Mr. Singh. take anything"
Santa is quite excited and asks "What did you do Santa?"
Banta: I took the cycle.
Santa: good show - you wouldn’t have fit into her clothes!

Santa and Banta went into a cafeteria...

Santa and Banta went into a cafeteria and ordered two drinks.
Then they produced snacks from their shopping bags and started to eat.
The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own food in here!"
Santa and Banta looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged their snacks.

Why did Santa keep the..

Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Santa: I have swallowed a Key.

Santa: I have swallowed a Key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

What Is The Similarity ..

Santa: What Is The Similarity Between Girl Friend And Mobile?

Banta: Both Are Disconnected When There Is NO Money.

When my wife is infuriated..

Santa : "When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her."
Banta : "And when you are angry, what do you do?"
Santa : "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer back.

Banta Sing: u get marry with Santa..

Banta Sing: u get marry with Santa after my death,
Wife: but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,
Banta: this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.

Santa saw a beautiful girl...

Santa saw a beautiful girl... he went and smooched her.
Gal - What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.

If I die what'll you do?

Banta: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.

Do you know that every time..

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" 
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

Why did Santa..

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'

Santa walks into a library..

Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?"
Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." 
Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

Santa was drawing..

Santa was drawing money from ATM. 
Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. 
Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Banta asked Santa..

Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM

An Englishman and Santa

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

A man to Santa:

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

Santa: I’m a proud father...

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

Banta was driving down the highway...

Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms."
By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets.

Santa found answer to the...

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!