What country..

Q:What country is always new?
A:New Zealand

When your LIFE..

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

Question :..

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

Please go to create message..

Please go to create message
Then open T9 ON DICTIONARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623

LOVE Means..

LOVE Means
L=loss of money.
O=out of mind.
V=vaste of time.
E=end of life.
So don?t LOVE.
Only line maro?.

Your network tariff ..

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats you can make free calls!

If you are alone..

If you are alone, I’ll be your shadow.
If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder.
If you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow.
If you need to be happy, I’ll be your smile.
If you need money, wait for your salary.

If I was a painter..

If I was a painter u would be my painting.
If I was an author, u would be my story.
If I was a poet, u would be my poem.
But unfortunately I am a cartoonist !

Pick any one of these:...

Pick any one of these:
Hammer
Handle
Gun
Pipe
Tube
Mike
Rod
Stick
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.
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.
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And hit urself with it
Thanks

Money can buy a house not home...

Money can buy a house not home, A bed but not sleep, Medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. So, send me all ur money & be happy.

If you fall in river there is a boat ..

If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

It's so cold in my town that we have..

Ravi: 'It's so cold in my town that we have to use ten blankets at night!'
Kiran: 'So what... in my town, it gets so cold that we have to use at least thirty blankets!'
Hari: 'That's nothing! In my town, it gets so cold that the cows give ice cream instead of milk!'

Why does the statue of liberty

Father: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbor?
Ravi: Because it can't sit down!

Want to hear a dirty joke!!!!..

Want to hear a dirty joke!!!!
2 pigs jumped in mud
want to hear a clean joke!!!!
they took a bath...

First prisoner:..

First prisoner:What were you convicted for?
Second prisoner:Nothing.
First prisoner:Honestly...for nothing.
Second prisoner:I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?

Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:..

Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I wnt to kiss ur wife".
Anil replied: "Ok but 40paisa per min"
Anil wife shouted "don't cheat him. Reliance to reliance free.

Always keep a picture...

Always keep a picture of ur wife in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that other problems r not as big as this one

Teacher:Name.

Teacher:Name
5 polar Animals ?
student:Rain-deer
n
his
3
brothers..........
n
a
sister........

What do u wish to do in future ?

Teacher: what do u wish to do in future ?
Kiran : I want 2 b pilot.
Ravi : I want 2 b doctor
Sanju: I want 2 b mother
Hari : !want 2 help sanju

FATHER: How are your grades,

FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They're below C level.