How will you destroy..

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from..

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar: Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

On a romantic day..

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our
engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

Sardar got into..

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

A Sardar & his wife filed..

A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge
asked:
How’ll U divide, U”VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR

What does a Sardar..

What does a Sardar do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Postman..

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it….

Sardar was filling up application form for a job..

Sardar was filling up application form for a job. He was not
sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote: Yes!

Sardar standing below...

Sardar standing below a tube light with an open
mouth WHY?
Because his doctor advised him “Tonight’s dinner should be light”

19 Sardars went for a film..

19 Sardars went for a film on asking them why they came in a big group of 19?
They replied that the film was only for people above 18…

Sardar had twins..

Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again had twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same! Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!

A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs..

A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.
Do you know what the business was?
He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab!

Sardar: I haven’t slept all night in the train.

Sardar: I haven’t slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn’t u exchange?
Sardar: Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..

Why are sardar secret ..

Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world? Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.

Sardar is in a bar..

Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

Sardar was walking along..

Sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him. The Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."

Nurse: congrats Sardarji,

Nurse: congrats Sardarji, you are a father.
Sardar: don't tell my wife, i want to surprise her!

Santa: My wife is still scared of water..

Sardar 1: My wife is still scared of water
Sardar 2: how come?
Sardar 1: yesterday when i went home, she was in the bath tub with the security guard!!

Sardar enters kitchen..

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode.
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.

Sardar and Tomy Blair..

Sardar and Tomy Blair were having candle-light dinner.
Tony Blair said, "Pass the wine u divine"
Sardar thinks "How poetic"
Then Sardar says "Pass the custard u bastard"