JR NTR: Babai...

JR NTR: Babai, 2day I got a different Msg. Then my mobile got switched off.
Balayya:Amazing, whats dat msg??
JR NTR: Battery low…..
Balayya: Wow nice Naku forward chey

BAA: Eroju nenu oka...

BAA: Eroju nenu oka manchi pani chesanu, chima water lo padite tessanu.
JR NTR. Bathikinda
BAA: Water baga tagesindi ani potta nokkanu….chanchindi..

Once a donkey kicked..

Once a donkey kicked Balayya and ran away.
Balayya: Started chasing and found a Zebra n started beating n saying “DRESS MARISTHE GURTHUPATTALENA?”

NASA sent balayya to Moon….

NASA sent balayya to Moon….
Balayya got into the rocket, after going half the way BAA jumped back shouting “Idiots, 2day is AMAVASYA, There will be no moon…

Balayya is remaking TITANIC..

Balayya is remaking TITANIC as
“Samudram lo Sanyasi”. In the end he doesn’t die but swims across the ocean with heroine in one hand and….
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TITANIC on other hand.

Balayya interview:...

Balayya interview:
Interviewer: Jnr NTR ki accident enduku ayyindi?
Balayya: While driving, maavadu brake kotta boyi thoda kottadu dhoola theeripoyindi na kodukki..

Jr. NTR: IIT ki..

Jr. NTR: IIT ki opposite word yenti Babai
Balaya: UU coffee Ra

Jr NTR: Uncle did u say

Jr NTR: Uncle did u say I LUV U to anyone.
Balaya: I said it on the sets to many, but they responded as ‘I 2 luv u’ and I was thinking, who the 2 are.

Jr. NTR: Uncle what is the name

Jr.NTR: Uncle what is the name of your newly constructed college??
Balaya: it is ‘Balayya Medical College of Engineering’

Junior NTR: Babai, y did u..

Junior NTR: Babai, y did u not run in the race, when the referee counted 1 2 3 start.
Balaya: My number on T shirt was four and so I was still waiting for my turn.

Once Balayya & Jr.NTR…

Once Balayya & Jr.NTR will go to shop for re-charging mobile with top up card
Shop Keeper – 30 Rs. Card re-charge chesukunte 26 Rs talk time vasthundhi.
Balayya – aithe migatha 4 Rs. Ki Biscuits ivvu
Jr NTR – Babai. Cream biscuits ivvamani cheppu..

Balayya Proposes her college mate…

Balayya Proposes her college mate : Rani I LOVE YOU!!
RANI – Poyi Principal ki cheptha.
Balayya – Principal ki already pelli ayipoyindha gaaa..

BALAYYA KI PELLI CHUPULU…

BALLAYA KI PELLI CHUPULU…
Balayya – Entha varaku chadivavu
Ammayi: B.A
Balayya – chadivinave 2 mukkalu avi kuda malla reverse lona….!!!!

Jr NTR:….

Jr NTR: “Gold chain karigiste em vastundi?”
Balakrishna: Gold vastundi……
NTR: “Silver chain ni karigisthe??”
Balakrishna: Silver vastundi…..
NTR: Apudu mari “CYCLE chaini karigiste cycle vastunda??
Balakrishna: Arey naku epudu e idea raledu… Yemaina mana vamsam telivaindi raa…

Balayya: Nenu kuda…

Balayya: Nenu kuda jagan la odarpu yatra cheddam anukuntunnara
Jr NTR: Enduku babai?
Balayya: Mana cinemalu choosi chanipoyina varikosam
Jr NTR : Nuvu keka babai

Balayya goes to the programme..

Balayya goes to the programme “koun banega karod pathi”. the conversation between amitabachchan and Balayya.
Amitab: In which state godavari flows?
Balayya: Liquid State (some one is clapped amitab is shocked ) (balayya looked behind) Jr N: Babai super!!!

Aghora tells ballaya…

Aghora tells ballaya abt magadheera
“vadu mande agni golam la kanipistadu”
Balayya – Mari Tuesday ela untadu?
AGHORA: Inko 400 years ayna nuv marav ra baaliga

Jr NTR – Babai nenu ivala

Jr NTR – Babai nenu ivala Rs 1000/- odipoyanu
Balayya – Ela abbai
Jr NTR – Morning cricket match lo Rs 500/- bet kattanu, INDIA Match odipoyindhi
Balayya – Abbai 500 ee kada, maari migitha 500
Jr NTR – Night high lights mida 500 petta babai, malli odipoyindhi

Jr.NTR – Adenti babai pinni..

Jr.NTR – Adenti babai pinni pregnant kada mari delivari ki hospital kakunda pizza shop ki enduku teeskellav?
Balayya – Aare pizza shop lo delivery free anta ra….!!!!!!

Balayya – “batta tala” vunte…

Balayya – “batta tala” vunte chala goppa vallu avtaranta nijamena???
Lecturer – “Cheviti na kodaka ‘batta tala’ kadu ra ‘pattudala’